Top 4 Excuses JB Should’ve Used

Mid-set during a show in Arizona Justin Bieber threw up and rushed out of the stage. The initial excuse is because of bad milk. Regardless if it is or it wasn’t, here’s my top excuses that JB should’ve used after throwing up.

I’m pretty sure that by now everyone has seen the boy wonder himself, Justin Bieber, puke on stage while performing. First of all, let it go, acting like ya’ll never threw up in public before. Secondly, a huge shout out to him for not throwing up ona fan or one of his backup dancers. Like I said, I could care less about him throwing up, but I do care about the excuse he decided to use. Milk? Really?

Anyway, I said to myself, “Self … if you threw up on stage, what would your excuse be?” It got me really thinking; so Biebs listen up. Here are my Top 4 Excuses to use next time you throw up on stage.

4) You Rode a Washing Machine to shower and wash your clothes at the same time
There’s really not much to say in this one. You got lightheaded cause you were riding the washing machine, and when you got out you had to go straight on stage. The dancing and running around made the headache worst, and eventually pushed you to the limit

3) You saw someone else puke, and it made you puke. While you were performing a fat guy all the way in the back started slobbering down a hotdog.. The moment you looked up from your dance move, the guy jut started throwing up all the over the mom in front with her daughter. So as a result, you started throwing up too.

2) Arizona gave you bad seafood! Now we’re getting serious. You could’ve blamed it on bad sushi or something. That’s a lot better than bad milk!

1) You were love sick. You’re in a committed relationship, you’re touring. You threw up cause you miss Selena so much! That’s the one, you should’ve went with the fact that you’re feeling love sick.

John Vincent is a blogger, entrepreneur, and social media strategist. A retired sneakerhead and men’s wear aficionado, he’s currently the creative director of the up and coming clothing line, Arevalo & Co. He’s a biased 90s hip-hop head and a die hard NY Knicks fan. For his daily rants and words of wisdom, follow him on twitter at @johnvince_.