Today is One Direction’s Niall’s birthday. A birthday should always be celebrated with style and should be as extravagant as ever. Here’s some of my choices for how this now 19-year-old can celebrate, the New York way.
Since today is Niall Horan’s birthday, I figured maybe if I give him enough ideas for where he should celebrate his born day, I’ll get an invite to the party or something. My ultimate goal is maybe if he really likes these ideas, One Direction will make me the honorary sixth member. Honestly though, One Direction is probably the biggest thing going on on the planet right now, next to Justin Bieber of course, and because of that I doubt Niall is ever going to be able to party like a regular 19-year-old kid. Here are some places that he should go to if he ever becomes a normal 19-year-old, which I doubt would ever happen.
5) Fat Cat
Location: West Village, New York, New York
Let’s be straight up about things, when will any One Direction member ever be able to go down a basement for anything? Fat Cat is a perfect place to celebrate a birthday, especially if you have a group of loyal friends. Get a few girls, play a bunch of basement-like games like ping-pong and billiards, and your set to have a comfortable and relaxing birthday.
4) Comedy Cellar
Location: Greenwich Village, New York, New York
One Direction travels all over the world. They probably never have time to breathe with all millions of their fans constantly bum rushing them. Comedy Cellar would be a great spot for Niall to just kick back and laugh.
3) Zing Revolution Headquarters
Location: Brooklyn, New York
We’re the coolest in the business. Our days at work are like a kickback for most people. Grab a lunch at this dope Spanish spot, enjoy all the 90s boy band music played by our beautiful workers, and simply be amazed by how much my editor loves you. Niall, it’s just really biased if I put our headquarters as the #1, but we’re the definite go-to spot for you my brother.
2) Karaoke Duet 35
Location: Midtown West, New York
I’m not sure if Niall is going to enjoy this since they probably sing like 24/7. But at least at this karaoke duet spot, he’ll be able to enjoy singing with his group members and not be judged by any of their critics or any judge in X-Factor. They’ll be able to hang out, sing some of their favorite tunes, and worst comes to worst the machine will give them a bad rating. Oh well.
I was going to choose two others places, but I realized that they’re both 21+. To be honest Niall, you should probably just stay over the pond over cause here in the U.S. you gotta be 21 and older to really enjoy yourself. I mean these are some things under 21 year olds can do, but stay in England my man. You’re way too cool to be hanging out at Chuck E. Cheese.
John Vincent is a blogger, entrepreneur, and social media strategist. A retired sneakerhead and men’s wear aficionado, he’s currently the creative director of the up and coming clothing line, Arevalo & Co. He’s a biased 90s hip-hop head and a die hard NY Knicks fan. For his daily rants and words of wisdom, follow him on twitter at @johnvince_.